Adele + MSR = drives me crazy!

"Hello, it's me. I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet to go over everything..."

We are on fire!

Season 1 - #11 Fire

Scully: I forgot what it was like to spend a day in court.

Mulder: Well, that's one of the luxuries of hunting down aliens and genetic mutants.
                  You rarely get to press charges.

Mulder: That's, uh, from Sherlock Holmes. It's a private joke.

Scully: How private?

Scully: Mulder, you just keep unfolding like a flower.

Scully: Yeah, I noticed how you couldn't drop everything fast enough in order to help
                 her out.

Mulder: Oh, I was merely extending her a professional courtesy.

Scully: Oh, is that what you were extending?

Scully: Something tells me you're not going to get rid of her that easily.

Scully: Well, I did a little checking of my own. I didn't know a whole lot about arson
                 or arsonists so I took the opportunity... for my own edification, of course.

Eves' favourite past-time - Exsanguination

Season 1 - #10 Eve

Scully: Death by hypovolaemia. 95% blood loss. That's over 4 liters of blood.

Mulder: I'd say the man was running on empty.

Scully: Mulder, why would alien beings travel light years through space in order to play
                doctor on cattle?

Mulder: For the same reason we cut up frogs and monkeys. Besides, they seem to have
                 stepped up their interest.

Teena: They wanted to exsanguinate him.

Mulder: One girl was just abducted.

Scully: Kidnapped.

Mulder: Potato, potahto.

Eve 6: Cut off the chains... then we'll talk.

Mulder: They're probably there for a good reason.

Cindy: We're just little girls.

Mulder: That's the last thing you are.

Keep your enemies closer...

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Purely platonic co-workers...

Season 1 - #8 Space

Mulder: You never wanted to be an astronaut when you were a kid, Scully?

Scully: Guess I missed that phase.

Scully: (Shaking hands) Thank you. (Follows Mulder out the door) Didn't you want
                 to get his autograph?

Mulder: I have to admit, that fulfilled one of my boyhood fantasies.

Scully: Yeah, it ranks right up there with getting a pony and learning how to braid
                 my own hair.

Scully: So much for your boyhood hero.

"We are not who we are..."

Season 1 - #7 Ice

Bear: Credentials. The only credentials that I have is that I'm the only pilot
             willing to fly you up there. You don't like those credentials... walk.

Scully: Hey, look, there's only one way to proceed. A good doctor eliminates every
               possibility. We must determine if any of us is infected.

Mulder: We were told we would have three clear days of weather, over.

Radio: Welcome to the top of the world, Agent Mulder. Over.

Scully: No. We do them in front of each other. No secrets.

Mulder: Before anyone passes judgement, may I remind you we are in the Arctic.

Mulder: Scully, get that gun off me!

Mulder: Scully! For God sakes, it's me!

Scully: Mulder... you may not be who you are.

Scully: There's four of us.

Scully: If Mulder is infected, it's not his fault! We can't turn our backs on him now,
                he needs us to help him!

Scully: If anything happens, you come inside. I can't do this to him until I'm sure.

Mulder: (whispering) I would have but you pulled a gun on me. Now I don't trust them.
                 I wanted to trust you.

Mulder: It's still there, Scully. 200,000 years down in the ice.

Scully: Leave it there.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall...

Season 1 - #6 Ghost in the Machine

Mulder: I'm a pain in the ass to work with.

Scully: Seriously.

Mulder: I'm not a pain in the ass? We had different career goals.
                Jerry wanted the fifth floor.

Mulder: I was gunning for a basement office with no heat or windows.

Mulder: How do you like that? A politically correct elevator.

Mulder: He apologized - in his own way.

Mulder: Self-preservation. It's the primary instinct of all sentient beings.

#checkherflawlessskin #mulderisapain #AI

For Science...

Season 1 - #5 Shadows

Scully: You lied. You have seen this before, I can tell. You lied to them.

Mulder: I would never lie. I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation.

Mulder: You don't see too many bosses graves without people dancing on it.

Mulder: Do you know how difficult it is to fake your own death?
                   Only one man has pulled it off, Elvis.

Scully: Wait, you think I'm right?

#donotliebecausescullyknows #agreetodisagree

Work-Life Balance...

Season 1 - #4 The Jersey Devil

Scully: Working hard Mulder?

Scully: Save me the trouble.

Scully: He's a jerk. He's not a jerk, he's erm, he's obsessed with his work.

Scully: Where are you?

Mulder: I'm not far from where you left me.

Scully: Well, it's not hard to see why they mistook you for a vagrant.

Mulder: You gonna rag on me or you gonna take me to get something to eat?

Scully: Unlike you Mulder, I would like to have a life.

Mulder: I have a life!

Mulder: You should've seen her, she was beautiful.

Scully: Yeah well, she just about ripped your lungs out.

Mulder: Don't you have a life Scully?

Scully: Keep that up Mulder and I'll hurt you like that beast-woman.

Mulder: Eight million years out of Africa.

Scully: Look who's holding the door.

#Ihavealife

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They are digging my grave...It's a conduit.

Season 1 - #3 Conduit

Mulder: Ok Scully, so we disagree, it's not the first time and it won't be the last.

Mulder: This is the essence of science, you ask an impertinent question and you're on
                   your way to a pertinent answer.

Scully: Oko-what?

Mulder: Bogee. (Mulders get up and talks right into Scully's face) Okobogee.

Scully: I just think it's a good idea not to antagonise local law enforcement.

Mulder: Who me? I'm Mr. Congeniality.

The importance of torches...

Season 1 - #2 Squeeze

Tom Colton: No, of course not. But you do work with Spooky Mulder.

Scully: Mulder's ideas maybe a bit out there but he is a great agent.

Scully: It probably has to do with your reputation

Mulder: Reputation? I have a reputation?

Mulder: Spooky? Do you think I'm spooky?

Mulder: Of course I was, in our investigations, you may not always agree with me but
                  at least you respect the journey.

Mulder: Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying
                 my cool exterior?

#whereheightisaproblem

Seeing is believing...

Season 1 - #1 Deep Throat

Scully: "Sucker."

Mulder: "We got our own map, sucker."

Scully: "Mulder, you could have shown that kid a picture of a flying hamburger and
                he would have told you that's exactly what he saw."

Mulder: "I did see something, but it's gone, they took it from me, they erased it. You
                  have to tell me what it was."

Mulder: "They're here, aren't they?"

Deep Throat: "Mr. Mulder, they've been here for a long long time."

#anallied

The beginning of everything...

Season 1 - #0 The Pilot

Scully: "Agent Mulder. I'm Dana Scully, I've been assigned to work with you."

Mulder:  "Oh, really? I was under the impression... that you were sent to spy on me."

Mulder: "That's why they put the "I" in "F.B.I.""

Scully: "I'm here to solve this case, Mulder, I want the truth."

Scully: "No, what a minute. You're saying that, that time disappeared.
                 Time can't just disappear, it's, it's, it's a universal invariant!"

#WhisBillyMiles #Therainandthemudandtherain #IthinkIknowyoufromsomewhere #Itsallcomingbacktome

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